Mass gremlin production and delivery

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Mass gremlin production and delivery
Gremlin Gremlin Mogwai Mogwai Aggressiveness Aggressiveness Gremlins produced per day Gremlins produced per day Gremlin reproduction process Mogwai metamorphosis process (mogwai2gremlin) Mogwai acquisition process Gremlin production agent Mogwai acquisition specialist Gremlin distribution process Mogwai breeding process Gremlin mass breeding process Mass gremlin production and delivery

This procedure describes the gremlin production and delivery process at Mogwai and Co. The maximum production capacity is 30 gremlins/day.

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Relation: mC Mogwai and Co
Steps: mC Mogwai breeding process mC Gremlin mass breeding process mC Gremlin distribution process

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mC Mogwai breeding process

Production of small cute furry creature called a mogwai (which in Cantonese & Mandarin translates as "ghost", "devil", or "demon").
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Next: mC Gremlin mass breeding process
Outputs: mC Mogwai
Steps: mC Mass gremlin production and delivery


mC Gremlin mass breeding process

This process describes the repetitive production of large amounts of standardized gremlins.

mC Mogwai acquisition process

The Mogwai acquisition specialist selects the Mogwais that will later be transformed into Gremlins. This is an extremely important task, as the quality of the gremlins produced greatly depends on an appropriate mogwai selection.

  • Size. The bigger the mogwai, the more horrifying the resulting gremlin. The minimum acceptable size is 45 cm.
  • Character. Mogwais that present nervous behaviour have been proven to produce creepier gremlins.

mC Mogwai metamorphosis process (mogwai2gremlin)

The mogwai metamorphosis process is started by feeding the mogwais. The recommended food is chicken (one chicken for each 2 mogwais). This task must be executed after 24.00 hours UTC/GMT+1.

Mogwai feeding must be carefully supervised, as it is usual that conflicts appear at this stage. Problems during this stage results in critters or ghoulies, which have a much lower market price.

Attention! Chickens must be thrown to the mogwais from at least 2 meters distance. Never feed a mogwai directly, even if they don't seem dangerous.

30-40 minutes after eating the mogwais fall asleep and then form cocoons around themselves. Local temperature must be kept between 20 and 22 degrees during this phase. In the second half of the metamorphosis it is a good idea to play some AC/DC music, so that the gremlins start getting excited.

Aproximately 2 hours later the cocoons will start hatching, and mogwais emerge, having transformed into "gremlins". In this form, they possess fangs, claws, red eyes, and dark green reptilian skin, and are extremely reckless. Make sure you have completed the Gremlin production security checklist.


mC Gremlin reproduction process

Gremlins reproduce themselves through an asexual process. Once all the gremlins are out of their cocoons the Gremlin production agent throws water at them with a hose. Water must be distributed well through the hutch, so that all gremlins get wet at the same time.

The maximum recommended amount of water thrown is 2 liters per gremlin. This should multiply the number of gremlins by six, maximizing the Gremlin reproduction ratio.

Attention! If any gremlin escapes from the hutch employ one of these Gremlin extermination techniques immediately:




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Indicators: mC Aggressiveness mC Gremlins produced per day
Inputs: mC Mogwai
Next: mC Gremlin distribution process
Outputs: mC Gremlin
Role: mC Gremlin production agent mC Mogwai acquisition specialist
Steps: mC Mogwai acquisition process mC Mogwai metamorphosis process (mogwai2gremlin) mC Gremlin reproduction process
Next: mC Mogwai breeding process
Steps: mC Mass gremlin production and delivery

mC Mogwai acquisition process

The Mogwai acquisition specialist selects the Mogwais that will later be transformed into Gremlins. This is an extremely important task, as the quality of the gremlins produced greatly depends on an appropriate mogwai selection.

  • Size. The bigger the mogwai, the more horrifying the resulting gremlin. The minimum acceptable size is 45 cm.
  • Character. Mogwais that present nervous behaviour have been proven to produce creepier gremlins.

Properties and outgoing relationsIncoming relations
Element properties and relations with other elementsOther elements that have a relation with this element
Next: mC Mogwai metamorphosis process (mogwai2gremlin)
Relation: mC Mogwai mC Gremlin
Role: mC Mogwai acquisition specialist
Steps: mC Gremlin mass breeding process


mC Mogwai metamorphosis process (mogwai2gremlin)

The mogwai metamorphosis process is started by feeding the mogwais. The recommended food is chicken (one chicken for each 2 mogwais). This task must be executed after 24.00 hours UTC/GMT+1.

Mogwai feeding must be carefully supervised, as it is usual that conflicts appear at this stage. Problems during this stage results in critters or ghoulies, which have a much lower market price.

Attention! Chickens must be thrown to the mogwais from at least 2 meters distance. Never feed a mogwai directly, even if they don't seem dangerous.

30-40 minutes after eating the mogwais fall asleep and then form cocoons around themselves. Local temperature must be kept between 20 and 22 degrees during this phase. In the second half of the metamorphosis it is a good idea to play some AC/DC music, so that the gremlins start getting excited.

Aproximately 2 hours later the cocoons will start hatching, and mogwais emerge, having transformed into "gremlins". In this form, they possess fangs, claws, red eyes, and dark green reptilian skin, and are extremely reckless. Make sure you have completed the Gremlin production security checklist.


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Element properties and relations with other elementsOther elements that have a relation with this element
Next: mC Gremlin reproduction process
Role: mC Gremlin production agent
Next: mC Mogwai acquisition process
Steps: mC Gremlin mass breeding process


mC Gremlin reproduction process

Gremlins reproduce themselves through an asexual process. Once all the gremlins are out of their cocoons the Gremlin production agent throws water at them with a hose. Water must be distributed well through the hutch, so that all gremlins get wet at the same time.

The maximum recommended amount of water thrown is 2 liters per gremlin. This should multiply the number of gremlins by six, maximizing the Gremlin reproduction ratio.

Attention! If any gremlin escapes from the hutch employ one of these Gremlin extermination techniques immediately:


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Indicators: mC Gremlin reproduction ratio
Relation: mC Gremlin production agent
Role: mC Gremlin production agent
Next: mC Mogwai metamorphosis process (mogwai2gremlin)
Steps: mC Gremlin mass breeding process



mC Gremlin distribution process

Once produced, gremlins are distributed at customer locations.

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Inputs: mC Gremlin
Next: mC Gremlin mass breeding process
Steps: mC Mass gremlin production and delivery



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mC Gremlin


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Inputs: mC Gremlin distribution process
Outputs: mC Gremlin mass breeding process
Relation: mC Mogwai acquisition process

mC Mogwai

A mogwai is highly intelligent, can hum a tune, and proves to be a very gentle and well-behaved creature


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Inputs: mC Gremlin mass breeding process
Outputs: mC Mogwai breeding process
Relation: mC Mogwai acquisition process

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mC Gremlin reproduction ratio

Number of gremlins generated / number of original gremlins

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mC Aggressiveness

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mC Gremlins produced per day

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