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mC Work - Mass gremlin production and delivery id 677 created 2009-03-31 modified 2009-04-01

Mass gremlin production and delivery
Gremlin Gremlin Mogwai Mogwai Aggressiveness Aggressiveness Gremlins produced per day Gremlins produced per day Gremlin reproduction process Mogwai metamorphosis process (mogwai2gremlin) Mogwai acquisition process Gremlin production agent Mogwai acquisition specialist Gremlin distribution process Mogwai breeding process Gremlin mass breeding process Mass gremlin production and delivery

This procedure describes the gremlin production and delivery process at link Mogwai and Co. The maximum production capacity is 30 gremlins/day.

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Steps: mC Mogwai breeding process mC Gremlin mass breeding process mC Gremlin distribution process

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This work unit is decomposed into the following Work units, Events and Decisions

mC Mogwai breeding process <none>


Production of small cute furry creature called a mogwai (which in Cantonese & Mandarin translates as "ghost", "devil", or "demon").

mC Gremlin mass breeding process Gremlin production agent Mogwai acquisition specialist


This process describes the repetitive production of large amounts of standardized gremlins.

mC Mogwai acquisition process

The link Mogwai acquisition specialist selects the link Mogwais that will later be transformed into link Gremlins. This is an extremely important task, as the quality of the gremlins produced greatly depends on an appropriate mogwai selection.

  • Size. The bigger the mogwai, the more horrifying the resulting gremlin. The minimum acceptable size is 45 cm.
  • Character. Mogwais that present nervous behaviour have been proven to produce creepier gremlins.

mC Mogwai metamorphosis process (mogwai2gremlin)

The mogwai metamorphosis process is started by feeding the mogwais. The recommended food is chicken (one chicken for each 2 mogwais). This task must be executed after 24.00 hours UTC/GMT+1.

Mogwai feeding must be carefully supervised, as it is usual that conflicts appear at this stage. Problems during this stage results in critters or ghoulies, which have a much lower market price.

Attention! Chickens must be thrown to the mogwais from at least 2 meters distance. Never feed a mogwai directly, even if they don't seem dangerous.

30-40 minutes after eating the mogwais fall asleep and then form cocoons around themselves. Local temperature must be kept between 20 and 22 degrees during this phase. In the second half of the metamorphosis it is a good idea to play some AC/DC music, so that the gremlins start getting excited.

Aproximately 2 hours later the cocoons will start hatching, and mogwais emerge, having transformed into "gremlins". In this form, they possess fangs, claws, red eyes, and dark green reptilian skin, and are extremely reckless. Make sure you have completed the Gremlin production security checklist.


mC Gremlin reproduction process

Gremlins reproduce themselves through an asexual process. Once all the gremlins are out of their cocoons the link Gremlin production agent throws water at them with a hose. Water must be distributed well through the hutch, so that all gremlins get wet at the same time.

The maximum recommended amount of water thrown is 2 liters per gremlin. This should multiply the number of gremlins by six, maximizing the Gremlin reproduction ratio.

Attention! If any gremlin escapes from the hutch employ one of these Gremlin extermination techniques immediately:



mC Gremlin distribution process <none>


Once produced, gremlins are distributed at customer locations.

Inputs

This Work uses the following Objects as inputs.

mC Gremlin

mC Mogwai

Outputs

This Work produces the following Objects as outputs.

mC Gremlin

mC Mogwai

Indicators

This Work is measured by the following Indicators.

mC Gremlin reproduction ratio

mC Aggressiveness

mC Gremlins produced per day

Downstream work

These other Work units, Events and Decisions are carried out after this Work unit (Mass gremlin production and delivery).

People carrying out this work

This Work is carried out by Roles assumed by Job(s) filled by the following Person(s).

mC Mogwai and Co - Logistics manager

mC Mogwai acquisition specialist Skills:

Mr Wing

email mrwing@mogwaiandco.com | phone +123


mC Mogwai and Co - Operations manager

mC Gremlin production agent Skills:

Billy Peltzer

email billy@mogwaiandco.com | phone +123


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